She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.
im going to be a reverse prostitute where i pay people to have sex with me
i dont need this
If I buy this necklace, everyone will know how I feel about grilled cheese, and use it against me.
what type of rock is a really good friend
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
officially less attractive than a cat
Oh my god.
Even cats are getting prettier now.